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1) Oh Gawd.
2) Yay I am a real media personality with OFFICIAL PRESS CREDENTIALS. I am going to go meet Deep Throat and then bring down Nixon, y’all!
3) I have to, at leas to some extent, take people like Rick Santorum seriously. Or I at least can’t throw things.
4) I hope there are protesters that I have to dramatically fight my way through. Sort of.
5) I assume this is the kind of thing I have to do in order for people who are DC-jaded to take my urges to flee DC seriously.